:(

i spent this whole morning spanging, then i fall asleep and wake up to my new boss guy/friend calling me and saying i’m hired at his place and i start tomorrow?

brandnewswastikas:

I like it when twenty-two year old parents with tattoos dress their toddlers in name brands and take their pictures and put them on the internet because they are teaching their kids about death. 

i was sitting on my stoop and i saw a guy who sold my (friend?) a brick last time i saw him aggressively telling a little kid he knew that he better be doing good in school. it was cute.

my mom should’ve never told me i was born the night jerry garcia died, it’s really affected my Personal Brand as far as drug dealer relations go

cashcrab:

(pruane2forever voice) I hate the hand of god idoser